mrgolightly:

wisnian: neil-gaiman

wow omg

Ms. Anderson will not tolerate any of your tomfoolery.


Alice: It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and… all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it’s beautiful ‘cause that’s what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone… But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so… the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.

Alice: It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and… all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it’s beautiful ‘cause that’s what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone… But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so… the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.

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marlak:

Steve Carell watches & reacts to Rachel saying “yes”

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My period is making me want to surgically remove my uterus with a pair of pliers and a vacuum hose.

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