squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

(Source: deluminator, via spiffymuffin)

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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(Source: sapphiology, via strawberry-scales)

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experimentalmadness:

And you know what.

Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.

You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.

You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.

(via noshit-bendydick)

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

(Source: vmas.mtv.com, via thisglimpseofmadness)

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

(via whovian-at-hogwarts)

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

(via icryalot)

larrylikesmeth:

i haven’t washed my hair in days.

larrylikesmeth:

i haven’t washed my hair in days.

clarknokent:

When you hear some new shit and its on point!

clarknokent:

When you hear some new shit and its on point!

(Source: televandalist, via sassysinglelady)

hlel:

Look at how straight this banana is like chill out

hlel:

Look at how straight this banana is like chill out

(Source: hleloween, via sassysinglelady)

how to get a boyfriend

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(Source: neptunain, via aliciaaadani)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


does this explain anything to you

does this explain anything to you

(Source: iguanamouth, via moriarty)